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deportallwhitepeople2k14:

chicagotribune:

Teal pumpkins signal safe Halloween treats for kids with allergies
Halloween can be scary for children with severe food allergies.
But this year families in Chicago and beyond are reaching out to kids who can’t eat peanuts, milk or other common allergens by putting a teal-colored pumpkin on their front porches as a signal that they are handing out treats that are safe.

Cool idea

deportallwhitepeople2k14:

chicagotribune:

Teal pumpkins signal safe Halloween treats for kids with allergies

Halloween can be scary for children with severe food allergies.

But this year families in Chicago and beyond are reaching out to kids who can’t eat peanuts, milk or other common allergens by putting a teal-colored pumpkin on their front porches as a signal that they are handing out treats that are safe.

Cool idea


Oct 21st at 1AM / via: darecrow / op: parisjemm / 334,819 notes

snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.



Oct 21st at 12AM / via: actual-bara / op: raptorific / 381,615 notes

raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”


Oct 21st at 12AM / via: sugarshotasenpai / op: pocketspoopy / 389,727 notes

pocketbeastie:

So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities


Oct 21st at 12AM / via: nuck-n-futs / op: gymleaderkyle / 28,008 notes
beefjorky:

OMG I FORGOT TO FEED MY NEOPET

beefjorky:

OMG I FORGOT TO FEED MY NEOPET


Oct 21st at 12AM / via: nuck-n-futs / op: thotette / 66,412 notes

Oct 21st at 12AM / via: agentrodgers / op: glintter / 30,412 notes

glintter:

going to school likeimage


Oct 21st at 12AM / via: captorvating / op: willmelon / 7,443 notes

willmelon:

oh jesus christ

i asked this custom hat-maker for a nepeta hat, using the following picture as a reference

image

today i got a picture of the finished hat

image

you were so close


Oct 21st at 12AM / via: armariodeunaprincesa / op: tomhonks / 445,659 notes
neoliberalismkills:

the real struggle in 2004

neoliberalismkills:

the real struggle in 2004