I have this green day jacket I got for my birthday two years ago and it’s my comfort blanket but it’s in pueblo. I’ll be back in town in an hour or less but I need it now… I feel like shit again. I’m never going this long without my jacket again.
things that are “rude”
- not letting a guy marry your daughter
- throwing out leftovers before offering to your friends first
I still laugh at this every single time I see it.
*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0
I don’t think Siri likes being called Jarvis…
are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
i just set it up and it seems to be working
if you’re at the club and someone asks for your number just give them this
HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY WORKS
wolverine fisting you when suddenly